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Wear the Factory

You can't believe your eyes! The first edition of the FFFF tshirt. Yep it's a turkey dino!

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Wear the Factory

You can't believe your eyes! The first edition of the FFFF tshirt. Yep it's a turkey dino!

Buy now ----->

Read the Factory

The most famous food collective in the world has released it's first recipe book.

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Read the Factory

The most famous food collective in the world has released it's first recipe book.

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Factory Machinery

These are the tools of the trade. Whether it's due an upgrade or that thing you never knew you needed. We have it here.

Mini Blender
Zester
Garlic Press
Big Ice
Mixing Bowls
BBQ Skewers
Potato Ricer
Portable Oven
Sodastream
Knife Sharpener
Ginger Peeler

Mini Blender

The NutriBullet 600 Series. You wana make a marinade quick. Use this.

Zester

The tool you never knew you needed, because you don't need. But it's pretty sweet

Garlic Press

This is the king of all garlic presses in the world.

Big Ice

Why have small ice? Be a big boi today, with this big boi ice cube tray.

Mixing Bowls

You actually need these. They have lips for easy pouring too!

BBQ Skewers

Don't be a little bitch with wooden spikes. Bring out the big guns with these FFFF Certified™ stainless steel skewers by Kiwi Grill. Reusable. Reliable. Remarkable

Potato Ricer

Are you still potato mashing with you foot? Come join the rest of us in the world of effortless lumpless mash.

Portable Oven

Oven pizzas on the go. Wherever you want - with mains electicty

Sodastream

The Jesus of the 21st century. Turns water into... fizzy water.

Knife Sharpener

Time to stop using those butterz butter knives.

Ginger Peeler

The perfect tool for peeling ginger

Mini Blender

The NutriBullet 600 Series. You wana make a marinade quick. Use this.

Zester

The tool you never knew you needed, because you don't need. But it's pretty sweet

Garlic Press

This is the king of all garlic presses in the world.

Big Ice

Why have small ice? Be a big boi today, with this big boi ice cube tray.

Mixing Bowls

You actually need these. They have lips for easy pouring too!

BBQ Skewers

Don't be a little bitch with wooden spikes. Bring out the big guns with these FFFF Certified™ stainless steel skewers by Kiwi Grill. Reusable. Reliable. Remarkable

Potato Ricer

Are you still potato mashing with you foot? Come join the rest of us in the world of effortless lumpless mash.

Portable Oven

Oven pizzas on the go. Wherever you want - with mains electicty

Sodastream

The Jesus of the 21st century. Turns water into... fizzy water.

Knife Sharpener

Time to stop using those butterz butter knives.

Ginger Peeler

The perfect tool for peeling ginger

Tastes of the Factory

The finest sauces, herbs and spice selected by a panel of judges from the Fantasy Food Factory Committee of Excellence.
Mayonaise
Samruraï Sauce
Oriental Picante
Ukuva Ghost Chilli Hot Drops
Monosodium Glutamate
Hearbeat Pineapple Habanero

Mayonaise

Is it the king of the condiments? Who knows. But you need it anyway.

Samruraï Sauce

This spicy boi is a favourite in belgium, good luck finding it online. Find it in a rotisserie chicken shop in Finsbury park near you!

Oriental Picante

This is a little spicy kicker that you can't get anywhere. Find it in Lanzarote at the Eurospar

Ukuva Ghost Chilli Hot Drops

This is the spiciest of all the top sauces.

Monosodium Glutamate

Want to make your rubbish food taste delicious? Well look no further. This crystaline composite will upgrade your spaghetti basicnese to pasta perfection

Hearbeat Pineapple Habanero

DESCRIPTIPON

Mayonaise

Is it the king of the condiments? Who knows. But you need it anyway.

Samruraï Sauce

This spicy boi is a favourite in belgium, good luck finding it online. Find it in a rotisserie chicken shop in Finsbury park near you!

Oriental Picante

This is a little spicy kicker that you can't get anywhere. Find it in Lanzarote at the Eurospar

Ukuva Ghost Chilli Hot Drops

This is the spiciest of all the top sauces.

Monosodium Glutamate

Want to make your rubbish food taste delicious? Well look no further. This crystaline composite will upgrade your spaghetti basicnese to pasta perfection

Hearbeat Pineapple Habanero

DESCRIPTIPON